The pattern is the same in every city and San Francisco follows it exactly: the restaurants closest to a famous thing serve people who will never come back, and the restaurants four blocks away serve people who live there. What makes San Francisco unusual is how short the walk is. This is a seven-mile-square city, and in almost every case the good food is between four and ten minutes on foot from the landmark you are standing at.
The good food is nearly always a four-minute walk in one specific direction. Ask Karpo which way to go from where you are standing.
Fisherman's Wharf: walk south and east
The Wharf is the clearest case in the city. The restaurants along Jefferson Street are priced for people who will eat there once, and the good food is a ten-minute walk south into North Beach, which has the densest concentration of long-running restaurants in San Francisco.
From the Wharf, walk up Columbus Avenue. Within ten minutes you are among Italian-American dining rooms that have been there for generations, Caffe Trieste at 601 Vallejo Street, which opened in 1956 and is credited as the first espresso house on the West Coast, and Golden Boy Pizza on Green Street selling square Sicilian slices from a counter with no wait. Same distance, different city.
Union Square: walk west or north
Union Square is surrounded by chains and hotel restaurants and sits four or five minutes from two of the best eating neighbourhoods in San Francisco. Walk west and you are in the Tenderloin, which has the highest density of Vietnamese, Thai, Indian and Middle Eastern food in the city — the Little Saigon stretch runs along Larkin Street between roughly Eddy and O'Farrell, with Saigon Sandwich at 560 Larkin Street the fixed point.
Walk north and you reach Chinatown, which is genuinely excellent despite being a major tourist destination in its own right, because it is also a functioning neighbourhood that feeds its own residents. The rule in Chinatown is to walk one block off Grant Avenue in any direction.
The Golden Gate Bridge and the northern edge
There is essentially no food at the bridge and that is unlikely to change. The options are the Presidio's Main Post a few minutes inland, and then the Marina and Cow Hollow along Chestnut Street and Union Street, which are ten to fifteen minutes east and are proper neighbourhood eating streets serving residents.
The other direction from Crissy Field takes you toward Fort Mason, where Off the Grid runs a food truck market on Friday evenings with picnic tables, a bar and a view across the bay to Alcatraz — which is a considerably better meal with a considerably better outlook than anything at the bridge itself.
Golden Gate Park and the western landmarks
Golden Gate Park is three miles long and the food geography differs completely at each end. At the eastern end, the Inner Sunset around Ninth Avenue and Irving Street is a genuine restaurant neighbourhood two minutes from the museums, and Clement Street in the Inner Richmond is a short walk north with dim sum, Burmese, Vietnamese and Russian bakeries at prices that have never been adjusted for visitors.
At the western end there is the Beach Chalet and Park Chalet at 1000 Great Highway and not much else, so plan to eat before or after rather than during. For the Painted Ladies at Alamo Square, walk six or seven minutes to Divisadero Street or Hayes Street, both of which are considerably better than anything nearer.
The general rule and the one exception
The rule is: walk four to ten minutes in the direction of the nearest residential neighbourhood, and look for a room with people in it who are not carrying bags or cameras. The single exception in San Francisco is the Ferry Building at the foot of Market Street, which is both a landmark and genuinely good, because it is a working market building used by commuters rather than an attraction that sells food. That is the one place where standing at the famous thing and eating at the famous thing are the same decision.
The one exception to the walking rule
There is a second exception worth naming alongside the Ferry Building: Chinatown, which is simultaneously one of the city's most-visited places and one of its genuinely functioning food neighbourhoods, because tens of thousands of people live there and buy their groceries on Stockton Street. The tourist layer sits along Grant Avenue and the residents' layer runs one street over. That means the usual advice inverts — you do not need to leave the landmark, you need to walk one block within it, which is the shortest good-food walk in San Francisco.
Practical notes
Fisherman's Wharf: walk south up Columbus Ave into North Beach, about ten minutes, for long-running Italian-American rooms, Caffe Trieste at 601 Vallejo St, open since 1956, and Golden Boy Pizza on Green St. Union Square: walk west into the Tenderloin, where Little Saigon runs along Larkin St between Eddy and O'Farrell with Saigon Sandwich at 560 Larkin St, or north into Chinatown, where the rule is to go one block off Grant Ave. Golden Gate Bridge: no food at the bridge; use the Presidio Main Post, or Chestnut St and Union St ten to fifteen minutes east, or Fort Mason, where Off the Grid runs a Friday food truck market with bay views. Golden Gate Park: the Inner Sunset around 9th Ave and Irving St at the eastern end, Clement St in the Inner Richmond a short walk north, and only the Beach Chalet and Park Chalet at 1000 Great Hwy at the west. Alamo Square: walk six to seven minutes to Divisadero St or Hayes St. The Ferry Building is the exception — a landmark that is also genuinely good.
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The good food near a San Francisco landmark is always a short walk in one particular direction. Ask Karpo which way to go from where you are standing, what is open at that hour, and how long the walk actually takes with the hills in it.
