Almost every restaurant that gives you something for free before the meal is doing marketing. Bread arrives, it is fine, you eat it because it is there, and nobody has ever chosen a restaurant for it. There is a small category of exception where the free thing is actually the reason people come, and in San Francisco the clearest example sits on Lombard Street in the Marina, where a plain brunch diner bakes scones from scratch every morning and puts one in front of you before you have opened the menu.
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The scone is the pitch
It arrives warm, it is complimentary, and it is made that morning rather than delivered. Regulars talk about it more than they talk about anything on the menu, which is an unusual state of affairs for a restaurant that also does a perfectly good plate of eggs. The strategic effect is considerable: a warm scone at the moment you sit down converts the fifteen minutes you spent standing outside into something that already feels worthwhile, which is precisely the point at which most brunch experiences lose people.
It also sets the register for everything else. This is a no-frills home-cooking place — simple dishes, done properly, in a small room with no design ambitions whatsoever. The scone tells you that before the food does. A restaurant that has decided the first thing you eat should be something made in its own kitchen at six in the morning is making a specific argument about what it cares about.
The queue, and how to avoid it
The line turns the corner at weekends. That is the consistent report and it should be planned around rather than discovered. The room is small, brunch demand in the Marina is high, and there is no reservation system to absorb any of it.
The solution is the opening time, which is the most useful fact in this article. Seven in the morning, every day of the week — closing at two on weekdays and three at weekends. A seven o'clock opening is unusually early for a brunch restaurant and it creates a window that almost nobody uses. Between seven and about half past eight on a Saturday you will walk in. By ten you will wait. The difference between those two experiences is ninety minutes of your own sleep, and it is the trade at the centre of brunch in this city.
Weekdays are the other answer. The same kitchen, the same scones, a fraction of the crowd, and a two o'clock close that makes a late breakfast entirely possible on a working-from-home Tuesday.
- Open 7am daily; closes 2pm Monday to Friday and 3pm at weekends
- Arrive before 8.30am at weekends to avoid the queue entirely
- The scones are complimentary, homemade each morning, and arrive before you order
- No reservations and a small room — weekday mornings are the easy option
What else to order
The menu is home cooking rather than modern brunch — the American breakfast repertoire done straightforwardly, with generous portions and no attempt at reinvention. If you are choosing between this and one of the city's more designed brunch restaurants, the distinction is worth understanding. You are not coming for a dish you will photograph. You are coming for the kind of breakfast that existed before brunch became a category, served quickly by people who have done it for years.
That also makes it a good option for a mixed group. There is no menu here that a child, a grandparent or somebody with a hangover will struggle with, which is not true of every fashionable brunch room in San Francisco. The portions are the other part of that calculation. This is a restaurant where a single order is genuinely a meal, which sounds obvious and is increasingly not the case elsewhere in the city, and it means a table of four does not need to work out a sharing strategy before anyone can order.
Lombard Street, which is not that Lombard Street
Worth clarifying for visitors, because it catches people out constantly: the famous crooked block of Lombard Street is up on Russian Hill, about a mile and a half east of here. This stretch is the other Lombard — a wide, fast, six-lane approach to the Golden Gate Bridge lined with motels and businesses, which is functional rather than scenic and is the reason parking here is easier than almost anywhere else in the northern half of the city.
The compensation is what is a few blocks north. Chestnut Street is two blocks up for a proper walk, the Marina Green and the bay front are five minutes further, and Crissy Field runs west from there along the water. A seven-thirty breakfast followed by a walk out to the bridge is close to the best available use of a clear San Francisco morning, and it depends entirely on eating early. By eleven the wind has usually come up and the bridge has gone into the fog; at half past eight in September it is frequently still and clear, which is the version of this city that people who only visit in summer never get to see.
Practical notes
Home Plate, 2150 Lombard Street, Marina District, San Francisco. Open 7am to 2pm Monday to Friday and 7am to 3pm on Saturday and Sunday. Complimentary scones, baked from scratch each morning, are brought to the table before you order. Straightforward American home cooking with generous portions in a small, plain room. No reservations, and weekend queues can extend around the corner from mid-morning — arrive before half past eight, or come on a weekday. Street parking on this stretch of Lombard is easier than in most of the northern city, and Chestnut Street and the Marina Green are a short walk north.
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