
La Nouvelle Seine
Docked opposite Notre-Dame, this Seine river barge pairs an intimate downstairs theater with upstairs dining.
- Tue – Fri, 17:00 – 00:00 (+1); Sat, 16:00 – 00:00 (+1); Sun, 12:00 – 15:00, 16:00 – 23:00
- $$$
- Péniche sur Berges, face au 3 quai de Montebello
- 4.3 (2204 reviews)
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Docked along Quai de Montebello, the venue spreads its focus across two decks. Downstairs, the theater presents standup comedy, French comedic theater, and burlesque shows with non-nude striptease. Upstairs, the kitchen serves imaginative dishes highlighting unexpected cultural combinations alongside drinks. As you watch or dine, the vessel rocks slightly when passing tourist boats move down the Seine.
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Shows in FrenchBoat rocks slightly